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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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throat nipple

The lip and neck of a balloon. It's not a nipple like a beach ball, but we gotta call it something.
Mark: I'm so tired of these balloon's popping while I'm trying to inflate it!
Jim: Give the ol' throat nipple a good tug before you start and it should fix the problem.
Mark: Are we still talking about balloons?
by daylight_ao April 26, 2020
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nipple-head

Someone who is very ignorant/stupid.
You nipple-head, get away from my plant!
by factwizzard May 24, 2009
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Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.
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Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3
by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 11, 2014
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Marlin's Nipples

This phrase, also known as "Marlin's Didgeridoo" came from the Australian TV show Angry Boys in 2011. The direct quote was the character Gran insulting an inmate by saying "Go blow your didgeridoo Marlin". This sparked an internet meme of facebook groups or like pages about Marlin and his "didgeridoo".
The next level up from this has become Marlin's Nipples. It's used as a swear for something surprising or extraordinary.
Marlin's Nipples that's a long car!
You don't get it do you; Marlin's Nipples, you don't get anything!
Jake R is such a Marlin's Nipple!
by Dekkkers June 16, 2011
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nipple shield

a nipple shield is a bra.
wow! she got a new stylish nipple shield!
by plebsthetic April 19, 2018
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