show monkey

A man who expects a woman to have a trimmed pubic region but doesn't trim himself.

Chuck is a show monkey.

by Cutter Seahawk October 3, 2007

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA October 16, 2008

Ugly Monkey

An ugly person

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004

smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

spun monkey

A speed freak tweeker that has been up for too many days. A blow it that will get you messed with by the cops or arrested just for being around them .

Stay away from that spun monkey unless you wanna get fucked with.

by Leslie May 10, 2003