Maria

Italian name referred to marijuana.
There’s also the long vertion that is Maria Giuliana.

Let’s go to smoke some Maria.

by Alonsa June 20, 2019

Mariah

A dumbass at times but really cares about her friends. She can be stupid and not care but if you need her she'll always be there. She hangouts with a bunch of stupidass's they all are funny. She is very sweet, kind, caring, and will be there not matter what if you need her.

My name is legit Mariah and all that is true ^^

by Mariah_Austin June 27, 2019

Mariah

Phylogeny bitch that will mess w ur emotions and when she gets a boyfriend she’ll definitely choose him over you she’s ugly af if her last name is Johnson RUN

Exactly

Person 1: bro is that Mariah
Person 1: Mariah Johnson

Person 2: I think so

Person 1: run!

by zbf💞 July 17, 2019

Mariah

Has the biggest heart and wants nothing more then to please the person she is with. Her beauty matches her intellect. She is passionate for photography, designing, tattoos, a guy named John and her family. You won’t even realize you’ve fallen for her until it’s too late. She will take the room by storm when she walks in. She’s so outgoing it shakes the world like an earthquake. She’s a spitball of fire and sassiness at times but only because she cares so deeply about the important things in her life. She has the ability to unravel your mind like you’re floating down a river on a lazy Sunday. She’s been hurt in the past from people who were blind to her beauty and let it slip through their fingers. If you get her don’t let her go. The infatuation will turn into a burning eternal flame that will only be put out if you shy away from the little things that ignited it in the first place. Oh and she got a booty like a bus, so be sure to smack it.

Mariah has the booty, touch it.

by USA27 September 29, 2019

Mariah

Watch out for the iron!!!! A little crazy ok maybe a lot. Huge kpop fan but is very overprotective of them. Very loud like SUPER loud. A tad bit of anger issues. And warning will throw a chair at you without context

Please Mariah not the iron!!!
Mariah: Jeongin is 18!!!
I know but he is turning 19 in 5 months!
Mariah: get over here you little shet get ready to BURN!!

by ...jisung+changbin September 30, 2019

Maria The Chosen One

She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.

Boy: your friend is a TCO (Maria The Chosen One)! You have the best friend ever!

by Joacuch October 2, 2019

Mariana Martinez

If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes

boy1: Hey look it’s Mariana Martinez

boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway

boy1: you know it

Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you

*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019