zbf💞's definitions

Mariah

Phylogeny bitch that will mess w ur emotions and when she gets a boyfriend she’ll definitely choose him over you she’s ugly af if her last name is Johnson RUN

Exactly

Person 1: bro is that Mariah
Person 1: Mariah Johnson

Person 2: I think so

Person 1: run!

by zbf💞 July 17, 2019