Redacted Male Specimen

An Innapropriate Man/ Innapropriate Guy also known more commonly as the "Pornman" or the "Redacted Male Specimen" is a despicable force of nature. He is a comical villain that parasitically picks a host. Every year, on December 1st the host dies and the person who failed No Nut November first takes his role. You may use it as an insult, calling someone a Pornman to point out their comical evil or obsession with profane linguistics. His powers are telekinetically exposing people to public indecency or exposing his victims by making them do stuff such as Butt Gaping with his mind.

"Hey, quit being a Pornman!"
"That guy creeps me out.. He is such a Redacted Male Specimen"
"You are an innapropriate guy"

by SinsLife79 September 21, 2023

Male in academia voice

A tone of voice observable in males in academia—librarians, professors, administrators, etc—that instantly makes you realize that he belongs in academia. The voice is nasally yet melodic and this isn’t just my professor/librarian kink talking.

Hayden totally has male in academia voice

by Ilovehotmen September 29, 2022

Peak American Male

Rick Dobesh

I am in love with a peak American male

by iloverickdobesh April 5, 2022

alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Fehu male

When you've run out of Greek letter males to parody, so you've switched to Futhark runes.

"Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."

by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020