Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Piss licker

"Piss licker" are a combination of words used in usernames, users who use the "Piss licker" combination in their username usually mentions a certain character. For example 'KaeyaPissLicker_'

Me: 'Who is that?'
Friend: 'Oh, thats KaeyaPisslicker_!'
Me: 'Piss licker?!'

by RadRats_ November 22, 2021

spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

fanny licker

where your saying someone sucks pussy

what a fat fucking fanny licker

by anonymous December 4, 2021

blister licker

The act of licking blisters on a not so reputable character

The girl turned around and said to the guy behind her stop following me you blister licker go get back on Marissa you gross bastard.

by Craig Nelson January 30, 2022

utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.

Oh ya well your an utter licker!!

by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021