jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone

john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*

by cookiemonster001 November 13, 2012

Jake Paul

The Highest Form of cancer, autism, Plague and Ebola

I passed out from watching Jake Paul

by Foggy Trees November 29, 2018

Jake paul

A Slimey Lil shit everyone hates fan base is mostly retarded 5 year olds and yells WALLLLMARRRT!

Jake Paul: cancer

by Jakepaulfuckstar July 22, 2018

Jake Paul

A fucking nigga who has no friends

Jake Paul is a bitch

by i fd Jake Paul’s sister November 27, 2019

Jake Paul

Stupid bitch who whats to get some fuck but will never have it because he has no balls.

Jake Paul has no balls.

by Ass slut July 12, 2019

jake-talk

Jake-talk is a term used when one goes into great depth, technically, during a conversation or an argument. It's usual use is to analyze (or, perhaps, over analyze) the other persons point by picking specific points of detail from said persons argument and exploiting those points for their flaws. For the icing on the cake, the jake-talk is usually italicized so that it can stand out, thus proving it's importance in the argument.

Person A: "There is no point in banners."
Jake-talk: "quote"There is no point in banners."/quote "iThere is a point in banners, otherwise they wouldn't exist!/i"

by RaistlinDark1 April 2, 2008

Jake Gavet

A made up person often used to play Facebook pranks on friends. He is known for his promiscuity, he is often seen with a different man every week (yes, he is gay). Many of his friends also think he is a breeding ground for STDs. You will also often see him on Facebook in gay relationships with your male friends.

Random Dude: Did you see that Steve is going out with Jake Gavet on Facebook?
Random Girl: Yea... I guess someone hacked his account

by whatwhat7 February 18, 2010