1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.
2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft
Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft
Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.
Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood
by 2_Z_Zach July 11, 2012
Wood oaks Jr. High is the best school ever
The people there are so diverse yet awesome! It gave me a new life on Jewish people. Whoever says bad things about the school hadn’t seen how beautiful it is!
Very good and the Asst. Principal is the nicest person there! We do so much and they give us so much back.
The people there are so diverse yet awesome! It gave me a new life on Jewish people. Whoever says bad things about the school hadn’t seen how beautiful it is!
Very good and the Asst. Principal is the nicest person there! We do so much and they give us so much back.
by Woodoakslovers November 29, 2019
A phrase used to articulate feelings of immense loathing of someone that is known for unintelligent or troublesome actions. The phrase being used when a particular action comes into play. Usually followed by a facepalm.
Origin: First used in season 4 of "Futurama", episode 68 - "Obsoletely Fabulous". Bender, because of his new found hatred for advanced technology, has had a downgrade, making him a wooden, steam-powered robot. Bender enters the scene and Leela immediately exclaims "Oh brother, he's made of wood."
Origin: First used in season 4 of "Futurama", episode 68 - "Obsoletely Fabulous". Bender, because of his new found hatred for advanced technology, has had a downgrade, making him a wooden, steam-powered robot. Bender enters the scene and Leela immediately exclaims "Oh brother, he's made of wood."
Leroy: "Is that Clyde over there?"
Jeff: "Dammit, I think so. What's he up to this time?"
Clyde: "Hey Jeff! Check it out! I found this guy down at the hospital on 42nd street! He seems pretty cool! Check out his cool bracelet!"
Leroy: "Isn't that 'hospital' a personal care home for the mentally ill?"
Jeff: "Oh brother, he's made of wood."
Jeff: "Dammit, I think so. What's he up to this time?"
Clyde: "Hey Jeff! Check it out! I found this guy down at the hospital on 42nd street! He seems pretty cool! Check out his cool bracelet!"
Leroy: "Isn't that 'hospital' a personal care home for the mentally ill?"
Jeff: "Oh brother, he's made of wood."
by Colt Guthrie July 10, 2010
Used to desribe someone who is so caught up with the big picture that they lose sight of the smaller but more important details. Opposite of can't see the wood for the trees.
"If you pay off an extra €150 a month on your mortgage, you'll pay it off two years earlier and save €4,000 altogether."
"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."
"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"
"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."
"But since my husband lost his job, we're barely making enough to pay the bills as it is; we can't afford an extra €150 every month."
"Ah, but if you just make this sacrifice now, you'll be in a much, much better position in 18 years!"
"But as I said... oh forget it, you can't see the trees for the wood."
by Rhodoferax April 12, 2013
Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"
"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
by PooIsCoo May 28, 2006
by Sowadi September 12, 2008
The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:
1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments
2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments
2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
by yobrova December 20, 2009