internet 

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

internet by Thumbs May 23, 2003

Internet Tourettes 

A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.

"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"

Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."

Internet Tourettes by GuiltySpark June 8, 2009

Internet Inventor 

A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit

man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.

Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !

Internet Inventor by troubledemon February 7, 2010

internet 

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

internet by george allen December 24, 2007

really how interesting 

sarcasm, the name of the game is to not let on you're being sarcastic!

"so thats how a 4 stroke turbo charged engine works"

"really how interesting...doooo tell me more!"

really how interesting by social misfit May 3, 2006

internet hindu 

A term coined by Sagarika Ghosh, Indian TV journalist. Right wing Hindus on internet. Most visible as twitter handle. Such users are characterized by their hate for liberals, secular Hindus, Muslims and state of Pakistan. They are fluent in the use of vituperative, abuses, etc. They often worship their mentor Subramaniam Swamy, an Indian law maker whose daughter ran away with a Muslim and in turn spews venom against Muslims.

various twitter handles internet hindu

internet hindu by Sita Maiyyaa October 4, 2012

internet genius 

Somebody who feigns expertise in a subject by using Google, Wikipedia, or other internet sources, without citing them. Generally synonymous with internet faggot, but can be used in polite company. Often preceded by "friggin'". Always used sarcastically.

John, when I googled "supermassive black holes" I found a Wikipedia article that matched your post word-for-word. You're a real friggin' internet genius, aren't you?

internet genius by S Weitzenhoffer April 14, 2007