Super Straight

A sexuality created to disguise blatant transphobia

“I don’t want to date a trans person”
“That’s okay, but why?”
“Because they’re not the actually the gender they identify with so that would make me gay. I’m not gay, I’m super straight”

by Luciel Choi March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality for men who take it super straight up the butt

Women don’t like me so I now identify as “super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021

Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.

Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.

by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

Straight jamming

To listen to a variety of personally liked music for a nonstop period of time.

We went straight jamming in the car this morning.

by RemaRema January 3, 2015

Super Straight

A little bitch boy got angry when people called him transphobic so he decided to make a whole ass sexuality for transphobic people. their flag is the color of pornhub and they only date people born as the opposite gender. if a man i super straight they would only date cisgender women and trans men.

Troy: Im super straight
Sarah: Lol ok biggot

by A.W400 March 10, 2021