Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 22, 2019

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

by rongloe May 24, 2020

gooberchump

A person who values most what they lack.

Often called a gooberchump by her cousins, Fortner convinced herself she was good at writing and math, though her skills were minimal and that of a small child.

by matthewb0622 October 24, 2020

gogsexual

gogsexual is the term used for people who feel sexual attraction towards those of the primal personality. (gog)

"I really like you."
"Sorry quandale, i'm actually gogsexual."
"what the fuck"
"you do not fit my primal attractions. I am sorry."
"what the fuck"

by treesoda August 17, 2022