Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise

Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!

by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021

googles-out-silly

The state of mind that only comes around when your mind has become fully immersed in strange chemicals. (ie. Lysergic Acid, Psilocybin, etc.) The situation is usually fine, but being in the state of googles-out-silly you make it sketchy in the depths of your mind.

"Ohhh maaan, you take all them bloomers your gonna get all googles-out-silly at school amigo."

by James McHerman December 29, 2005

google snake

the game people play during class because school is boring as shit

"bro what you playing"
"im playing google snake dumbass"

by brrbrbr October 12, 2022

Google

The greatest search engine ever created

Every time someone changes their default search engine to Google, Josh Hawley whines like a little bitch.

by TheWorldOfWayne March 16, 2021

Google

/goo-guhl/
1. (noun.) An extraordinary web browser that allows the user to customize their experience with extensions and customizable settings.

2. (verb.) The act of searching something up on the web browser "Google".

1. (noun.) Google is such a good web browser, I use it everyday!

2. (verb.) I don't know what 2+2 is. I'll just google it!

by Heroo! September 3, 2024

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Doodie Google

Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet

Look it up next time you doodie google

by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017