Google

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination

(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)

Tommy: Google is the best search engine for searching up anal porn!

by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Google Whore

When someone feels the necessity to look up just about everything on google all the time.

Tiffany: Let's watch Just Go With It
Karlie: Ok *grabs phone*
Tiffany: You're looking it up on google aren't you
Karlie: You know I look up everything!
Tiffany: Karlie you're such a google whore

by plainlittleme June 14, 2014

google tilt

The act of tilting your monitor in order more distinctly see, and thus avoid, paid results when using a search enginge.

-I see that you google tilted, why didn't you just click the first link?
-I obviously did not want to visit an official page on how to pay for unlocking my smart phone, but instead I wanted to learn how to actually do it for free.

by enkeljohn August 17, 2013

google

A very good search engine, which is good but sometimes misleading and ruined due to google maps and google shopping. It is powered by web servers which provides all google data (for the search) and was probably based on Yahoo (its precursor). It is also the company which owns Youtube.

Google Search:
Guy: *types anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nag a ram
Guy: *types define anagram*
Google Search: Did you mean: nerd fame again

Google Maps:
Guy: *types Five Nights at freddy's*
Google Maps: Five nights at freddy, 423 Street Street, United States
Guy: FNAF ISN'T REAL, CEC/Showbiz/Disney World (Florida) is the real equivalents.

by JadenTheMoose September 14, 2022

Google slop

The sometimes Hilarious, dangerous, or nonsensical results of Google's "AI Overview"

In the latest example of Google Slop, its AI recommends that you eat a rock a day

by MC_Escher May 25, 2024

urbandictionairy> google

It means urbandictionairy is surperior to google, this is true, google may give you the true meaning of a word but urbandictionairy will give you the funnier one.

person 1: urbandictionairy> google
person 2: true
Jhon: i agree
your mom: yes so true
me: yes
Derrick(no one likes him) : no google will give you the actua-
everyone: SHUTUP DERRICK!urbandictionairy> google

by steesyloly December 19, 2022

Google

the biggest dickwad ever you close an add and report it then it pops up again

google fricking sucks

by Archangle1036 May 8, 2019