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Facebook Hibernation

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
by Zeuskog April 22, 2009
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Facebook Freeloader

A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.
Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.

Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.
by ig4thewin August 21, 2011
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Facebook Mirage

This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.

Bro: F*cking skanks.
by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010
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facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Facebook-off

A virtual war taking place on facebook. Can arrive in the form of flame wars, poke fights, etc.
"God damnit, Jim won't stop poking me! I declare a facebook-off."
by Adoxographist May 20, 2009
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facebook driveby

Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."

Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"

Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"

Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"

Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."

Person 2:"Fail."
by Konchii November 13, 2009
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Facebook goodnight

A status update on Facebook, that lets everyone, who cares, know that you're signing off and finally going to sleep.
(excessive facebook user): "wheew!!, I'm tired.. That's enough facebook for one day. I think it's time to Facebook goodnight my fans, errrr... I meant friends" <types status update> bout to hit the sheets, nite fb.
by Laskou January 14, 2011
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