A person who likes every "I'll admit", "To be honest","Date","Rate" status knowing they will receive compliments in order to both make themself feel good and fill their wall with posts from so many different people.
Greg: Hey Adam look at all the compliments all these people give Joe on his wall. Everyone must like him.
Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.
Adam: No Greg, that guy is just a Facebook Freeloader.
by ig4thewin August 21, 2011
Get the Facebook Freeloader mug.A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.
Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."
by Ingenious One August 31, 2013
Get the Facebook Philosopher mug.The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
Get the facebook forensics mug.Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...
I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting
by bobthemagicwizard December 17, 2012
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Get the Facebook-off mug.One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.
Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.
by newsfeedabomination August 27, 2012
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