Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

by ginabun April 14, 2022

copil distrus

Adesea, copilul distrus se joaca pe telefon, in special Clash Royale.
Il poti vedea purtand off white si injurand ca un nebun.

Ce copil distrus e ala.

by COLONELU FBD NEXAM May 9, 2022

absolute distress

Stomach issues. Usually diarrhea and/or vomiting

Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.

by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

Shit disturber

Someone who causes unnecessary stress for their humour

Josh is such a shit disturber

by NURSE MIF August 20, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022