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stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.
I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.
by QuacksO November 1, 2023
mugGet the stiffed drinkmug.

Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
by whistletotim November 22, 2021
mugGet the Drink from a Babies Bottlemug.

Give that hoe a drink

A phrase that means "break up with her/him" in a sassy way.
Guy: Oh I don't know man, I really like her but she's been a bitch to me lately.
Other Guy: Dude, give that hoe a drink.
by theclashk January 16, 2017
mugGet the Give that hoe a drinkmug.

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
mugGet the last drinks before the thatched cottagemug.

Drinking Gasoline

When you or your friends drink petroleum because you thought that it was good but you end up dead
-Yooo I saw Robert Drinking Gasoline!-
-yes?! and how is he?-
-in his coffin-
by Peta Hater 06 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Drinking Gasolinemug.

spill a cold drink

making you cooler since you tried to make me mad : dont be hot in the body. start pressing through to whats necessary(work, paying bills, keeping a job, not judging, walking , moving , getting a car , coming up off, beeing confident, being healthy, not being lazy, not talking shit, not hurting others, not being a hoe, not being emvarassed , being well behaved, awake, being intelkligent leave out the er which means competing with her , press into not being lame , press in not wanting them to fall off, press into not falling off, press into not being jealous , press into not disappointing god , press into not people pleasing, never blame god for your problem
hey, goodmorning i just had to spill a cold drink on you i hope you do well today you are amazing god is not the blame you are so trust him and find calmness.
by Limomi October 18, 2023
mugGet the spill a cold drinkmug.

Miracle Drink

This is when you mix together every type of hard liquor and wine there is and a gallon of each. Every Sunday to drink it at midnight and until it’s all gone with all your family and until all your blessings come true. Everyone must drink at least a gallon of the blended drink in a hour. No ice , chilled until midnight in your gallon cups.
That miracle drink hit the spot , I’m doing it every Sunday , and drinking it at midnight on Monday the same day the new day start at night at 12am on the dot.
mugGet the Miracle Drinkmug.

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