Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.

Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.

by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020

Rent-A-Dick

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.

Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.

by Watchus34 May 25, 2020

cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.

Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.

by Chozen317 September 8, 2020

Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Widow-Dicking

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

by buckeye02 September 18, 2012