Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

crotch pocket

Woman's Anatomy; vagina

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago

Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10

by Jason Mo June 23, 2004

Achillies Crotch

Referring to a males primary weakness.

"He almost won the fight, but she went for the Achillies Crotch."

by JintleeBingle September 20, 2024

hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025