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Fried Cleaterman

To "fry someones cleaterman" is to karate chop (open handed) somebody in the back of the neck precisely on the brachial nerve. Side effects of a fried cleaterman include but are not limited to: Severe headaches, neck pain, tingling sensation of head and neck, and in rare cases temporary loss of consciousness.
Christian:Hey will you pick that shit up off the ground?
Darby: Yeah man
*Bends over*
*Fried Cleaterman/ Cleaterman Fry*
Darby: OWWWW you dick my forehead is numb!
by bonerjamsDARBY December 13, 2010
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stinky creamer

The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 7, 2011
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Dixie Creation

Pimp: "Your new name is Dixie Creation"
Hooker: "But why?"
Pimp: "Cause guys like a good Dixie Creation" ;)
by bbuttman November 29, 2011
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Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.
As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.
by SonoranBear April 4, 2012
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Barren Crease

When a woman's pussy is so dry and withered, it resembles a desert void of life or hope
Man, I slipped up in it and that piece had a barren crease.
by Donovan Gleason May 19, 2013
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Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
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minge crate

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect
by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013
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