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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021
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Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
mugGet the Chodemug.

A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
mugGet the A wet chodemug.

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.
by rock666er February 19, 2012
mugGet the Chode.mug.

Chode

“Omg his dick looked like such a chode it looked like Jake Jordan
by poopybutt4617 May 12, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode
max is such a chode
by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018
mugGet the chodemug.

choding

Mashing your penis so it becomes a chode
Priscilla started choding the her boyfriend upon his request.
by n/////? April 8, 2025
mugGet the chodingmug.

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