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child of God

by shortperson123 January 26, 2021
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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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Child

A manwhore that I hate who is homophobic, makes jokes about r*pe and transphobic.
by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 31, 2021
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Child

You. If you are searching it, you are a child.
You: hey what's a child
Anyone: you
by ThEtBe February 1, 2021
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Child

Leo Filippello
Leo Filippelo acted like a child when he ran away from his feeling being hurt
by Leoisachild February 6, 2021
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Child

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child
by Child kicker February 10, 2021
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snake child

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child
by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021
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