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Canadian

A group of people who don't deserve rights. They think that they're so cool when they say aboot and eh. However, we know that their prime minister, justin trudeau is the only good thing going for their country because he really is a melanin king. they have poutine but other than that they're bad
by George_bush_did_9/11 November 12, 2019
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Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present
In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.
by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020
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Canadian Sweater

Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking
Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.
by nomma regor July 13, 2022
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Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!
by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024
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Canadian Mountain Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig
by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018
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Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.
I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.
by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018
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