Harrison Ford's Right Testicle

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

by joshg4 July 30, 2008

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it!

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

by Cartman40 July 25, 2009

Yeah, right, OK, good

Something the priest says when he either doesn't care what you're saying or he's not paying attention.

"Father, I need to speak with you about a problem"............" "YEAH" .................."It's about the bingo tables."..........." "RIGHT" "I think they are too heavy."........OK............."I think they gave me a hernia."............."GOOD" Yeah, right, OK, Good

by Norm Freel October 12, 2018

Lets sex right now

A person who wants to sex right now.

Hey retard Lets sex right now

by Jack sexpicty November 15, 2020

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Right Ear Piercing

Men, who pierce their right ear are not homosexual, nor homophobic. Piercing the right ear shows a sign of wealth and also masculinity, the right ear is usually worn by pirates and invaders, also highly profiled criminals, if you were to wear any fake jewelry in your right ear as male, you were considered a homosexual, if wear an earring in your right ear it must be real gold (10kt-24kt) because your right is your strong ear and balanced, when being approached with the earring a man would approach you in disguise as a woman.

Hey I like your Right Ear Piercing ....“Hey boo, want to have a good time” ... “No your a man” .

by Snoop Capone February 8, 2021

Vast right-wing conspiracy

1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.

1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.

by NCTL November 1, 2004