Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

Attack Ram

When you are going down on a woman you give them one lick and then forehead smash them in the pelvic bone, then bleat.

"Travis and I had a fantastic date, but afterwards he hit me with an attack ram that left me sore and unsatisfied".

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

gag attack

Something or someone that is ugly, icky, or disgusting.

She’s so ugly “gag attack”

by queen baddie May 15, 2023

Dank Attack

When you are danking too much on a hot day and you have a dank attack.

Fred: Man the other day I was danking and it was like 31 degrees.

Jim: I heard that’s bad and you could have a dank attack.

Fred: I got close to a dank attack but luckily I stopped and cooled off.

by Hmm Tasty July 30, 2018

Silent pot attack

When your high as hell and no one knows it, all the sudden you pass out from a pot attack and they decide to give you peanut butter butt.

While waking up from her silent pot attack sherri heard her aunt saying
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the

syringe. I think her sugar dropped.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

chicken attack

gay song for gay people

maor: chicken attack
Straight person: shut up gay

by bigg secret September 23, 2020

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018