National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

virgin attack

A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.

Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.

by jeremytatum April 26, 2019

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004

dol-attack

definition: a sensation where either Grayson or Ethan is so hot to look at, the consumer starts hyperventilating, choking, falling off seats, heavily breathing, biting things intensely, or getting butterflies in the lower part of their stomach.

Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)

idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack

by alien_696969 May 3, 2020

Dick Attack

A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".

Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"

by Andypande September 8, 2021

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020