Works at the post office

A term used to describe somebody who is clearly on drugs and/or schizophrenic

Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office

by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023

Work ethic

When an individual cannot be fucked doing any work for themselves or the benifit of others

Work ethic:
Alex still hasn't marked any assessment from 6 months ago letting his students suffer #noworkethic

"Alex, do you have our marks?" Alex: "They will be up tonight"

#bullshit

by BIT-STUMPY November 5, 2018

We have no idea how AI works

Yeah, you didn't fucking come up with the thing so why the fuck would you?

Anthropic CEO "We have no idea how AI works."

Hym "Yeah, no shit retard. You're reverse engineering a thing of which you did not conceive."

Anthropic CEO "I know. We just stole the idea from the urban dictionary guy!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.

Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2025

diabolical "work"

Similar to the slang Nasty work an expressive term to describe people's awful behaviors in society today whether it be the news,friends actions, low down filthy tv etc.

Aye man, have you seen the rap beef between kendrick lamar and drake?
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical "work"

by Angry mom45 June 26, 2024

We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas

Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job

by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021