toxic asshole 

The aftermath of alcohol enemas.

Jordan: "will are you ok?"

will: "last night gave me a toxic asshole."

toxic asshole by asshatasshat June 26, 2016

Smashed assholes 

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

Smashed assholes by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Officer Asshole 

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

Officer Asshole by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017

Wet Asshole 

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

Wet Asshole by tyandmonique November 1, 2017

Pops asshole 

A high quality 40+ rated game where you walk around the house trying to find those moaning sounds because your horny as fuck. After finding the moaning sounds which came from the guest bedroom on your 3rd floor, you open the door to find your grandpa and your girlfriend filming a porno and spraying cum everywhere which lands on you blinding you. After you spam e to wipe all the cum of your face and out of your eyes, you go up to your Grandpa who is surprised to see you and spread his asshole 8 inches wide making a little cracking sound and putting your hand up it and pulling organs out killing him in the process. You throw his body and organs out the window then fuck your girlfriend hard till she dies.

Yo dude I was scarred for life after playing Pops asshole, I don't think I will be able to have sex ever again! Although the part where he fucked his girlfriend hard was pretty nice.

Pops asshole by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Trump Asshole Syndrome 

A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.

This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.

Trump Asshole Syndrome by BATSupporter February 13, 2020

whole asshole 

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny

Shes being a whole asshole today!!

whole asshole by Ann Washington July 5, 2020