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Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
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Football player

Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.
Football player are cool.(espically offensive linemen)
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Player

A male or female who has a lot of people in their phone but never fucks them.
Sarah: OMG I have so many people in my phone I’m such a player even though I don’t fuck all of them
Ruby: Yea you’re such a fucking player.
by Bhad bhaybee August 27, 2019
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Player One Syndrome

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".
Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.

Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?

Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
by kemist97 October 31, 2022
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Player

A Female construct to avoid taking responsibility for their own superficial values on what they find attractive, ignoring red flags and focusing on the "sweet talk" and forearm tattoos instead of the fundamentals women complain about. A Player puts on a 2D facade that can easily be seen through in short period of time, but continues the charade due to its effectiveness on willing participants that despite their claims are enamored with the display/show.
OMG, Justin is such a Player. He's so hot playing that guitar, I wonder if he'll have me again!
by 9yner March 18, 2024
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Jin Player

Scum of the earth who spam buttons and feel no remorse for the earth or dying orphans.
Person 1: Hey im a Jin player in Tekken 8
Person 2: Kill yourseld=f
by Zhsnsjsjqjqkqlfjxjw February 27, 2025
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