sex

the act of slapping a womens tiities and peeing in her.

I had sex with my aunt keisha.

by urmomsbbcbbc March 9, 2021

sex

sex is not like maths. maths is boring

sex is life

by opsssss May 16, 2019

Sex

Okay buddy, based on the fact that you looked up the word “sex” on here tells me 1 of 3 things. 1, you are under the age of 12 and find this word particularly humorous amongst your pre-pubescent peers. 2, you are dangerously bored to the point where you are looking up basic and childish words online for the slightest amount of entertainment. And finally 3, you genuinely don’t know what sex is. If it is number 3, don’t worry, you won’t be getting it anytime soon anyways.

12 year old: “haha sex funny word haha”
Random dude that’s way too bored: “I would honestly rather watch paint dry than do what I’m doing right now so imma look up sex on the urban dictionary”
Cro-Magnon: “Durr what is sex???”

by MexiFryStains December 28, 2020

Sex

The meaning of life.

Sex.

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

Sex

Congrats you just searched up sex on urban dictionary. What do you have to say for yourself?

I had sex with your mom and dad last night

by Og Orange January 31, 2020

sex

you're probably below 10 years old and want to know what sex is. basically sex is when you put the weiner into the hot dog bun.

john : hey wanna have sex?
jenny : nah, unless we use a condom

by totallynottarek April 1, 2020

Sex

The thing you never do up doing if you use Reddit

Person one: ”I have I Reddit account!”
Person two: ”so you never have had sex?”

by Homicidal_Homo November 24, 2020