1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
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Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
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Someone who's personality is lacking some.
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