Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Dick Overdose

When youve been getting it on for over 72 hours and you start overdosing on it.
Symptoms include
-Pain, Numbess or swelling
-Psychosis
-Dickmatization

"She nearly dick overdosed on me yesterday"

by PHDInPhotography June 12, 2022

dick urchin

word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin

"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"

by ilovefelipe December 14, 2021

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

Dick lick

Someone who sucks up to those around them - sometimes because they're cool - and is just a bit of a knob in general.

Look at him sucking up to them - what a dick lick

by hello dudes November 9, 2017

dick hugger

A girl who cannot let a certain guy go - whether that be an ex boyfriend or a former lover (whom she may have developed feelings for at some point); keeping herself "wrapped" around him.

"How's your girl, bro?"
"Not so well. She's sweet and all but she's such a dick hugger with her previous guy, so I had to let her go."

by Kloovkalush October 4, 2023