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Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.
'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'
by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016
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Beasting shit

Beastig shit-the literal term for making things happen in a HUGE way. Taking what you want to a whole new level by attacking it like a beast head on no excuses alll the way.
When something goes from a dream to reality, it just "got beasted."
Other people dream about things they want to do but cant' not me, i'm "Beasting Shit" everyday i'm balls to the wall cause thats what I do!
by Bobby and Ms Boss September 8, 2009
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shit rollers

Short pants, boxer shorts, etc. Common usage among Pennsylvanian coal mining communities in the '50s.
Come on son, git yer shit rollers on and lets go!
by dutchman35 July 14, 2022
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Shit in my grandmothers mouth

Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
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Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much
Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.
by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023
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Fuck this shit

Originated from old saying. Folks believed it was originated from old wisdom, spiritual world etc

The alternate meaning simply means not giving in to negativities, ransoms, or anything you determined as morally wrong.
Bob said “your boss hates you.” Then Susan said “yeah your boss hates you.”

You replied “Fuck this shit. Leave me alone and I don’t need your bias and rumours.”
by 29Why July 18, 2022
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Super Shit

Super shit is when you shit and its super
I JUST HAD THE BEST SUPER SHIT OF MY LIFE
by BichAndTheFritoGoUpMyAss October 2, 2020
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