Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

Shit

An ass Boger

Henri: hey I need to take a shit
Apples: ok have a nice shit

by Rx7.fan22 February 21, 2023

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

Shit

SASTRA's Vinaya boy's hostel's food

The food is shit

by anonymous January 1, 2023

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021

Shit officials

Ross Rene Imk Alice Jelle Manjep

Omg these are some shit officials! Wait, why isnt Ekstra on it?
Wait Ekstra is an official? LMAO!

by suwucripkilla420 August 31, 2020