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its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex
guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh
by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020
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High off my zoonies

This word describes the feeling of being extremely high due to marijuana use. This word is used to describe someone who is so high they cannot function properly. It can also be used in first person.
“Omg last night Marcus was so high he walked through a drive thru, paid, and didn’t take his food, he must have been high off his zoonies.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
by Leehelm October 31, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020
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greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight
with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover
by anonymous November 1, 2020
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Look at my ass

Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)
"Look at my ass Sally, you don't deserve my friendship or companionship
by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020
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from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"
- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.
by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020
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