don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

National Stfu you stupid hoe day

December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu

"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"

by Stjakwjje December 16, 2021

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!

Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.

Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024