oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

my sister

your sister

i love my sister

by lewisgamer6 March 5, 2022

jabeetus my meetus

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out

Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

by lebron jameees April 29, 2019

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

Spreading my wings

“Spreading my wings” is nyc bird slang and means that the person who is saying the term, going to have sex that same day.

Veronica: “Ma Im spreading my wings today”
Alice: “that means she’s gonna have sex with someone today”

by Nycbirdslang April 14, 2022

My left toe

Period queen

My left toe tastes weird

by Yikesthatsbad October 16, 2020