Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”

Person 1-“wanna fuck”
Person2-“I don’t know”
Person 1-“eat my shorts”

by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017

My

Model Year

Nissan GTR MY13 - Model Year 2013

by orsarusi312 December 17, 2017

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017

my card

Street slang for your own life or chance in life.

"I'm praying to my Glock and my card" = I praying for my gun and my life

by Spghetty April 21, 2018

Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."

Hey fuckwad, eat my gash!

by babzcek December 22, 2017

shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

Do can my fren

When you want to avoid confrontation and end the conversation so you just mutually agree to disagree.

Adrian : Tommy i'm better than you in Fifa.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : So im better?
Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Aight you said it.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Screw you.

by chapmav December 24, 2017