Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Shit

A substance that comes out of your anus when needed

"Hey dude i need to take a shit "
"Then go to the fucking bathroom"

by TheRetardMan October 30, 2017

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021

shit giggler

a person who giggles while pooping

You: "Hey do you know a shit giggler?"
Me: "Yes, I am a shit giggler.."

by lickmehardinthesoupholeilikeu July 31, 2009

Nigga shit

The act of violently shitting on a black mans forehead while getting fisted in the ass and cumming on someone’s balls

Ayo I saw nigga shit when I was passing Tyrones house

by Sand paper pussy November 9, 2020

fine shit

a person that may look fine but inside theyre shit

yo alexis is fine shit

by prosexting June 9, 2025