bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.

girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense

by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024

The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

cozad high school

That really creepy school in the middle of Nebraska with the tunnels.

Dude, I heard you went to Cozad High School. Did you hear about what they found in the tunnels?

by wafflehaus101 January 7, 2024

jamie schooling

a fucking god
just the greatest of all time
no one is even close to their level

(also a silly goose)
(and stoopid)

bruh fuck jamie schooling...😏

by slurpmygamerjam January 9, 2024

Selden Middle School

selden middle school is the shittiest slob house i have ever seen this school sucks dick almost everyone cheats everyone smells bad like gabe perlman and madden tell ms dobert suck my dick and tell carmine he eats dick and i shoot his ass ong also that one nigga thats in 7th his name zachary maresca he sucks dick and he is weird another nigga and this other girl named emely sophia her middle name she suck dick ong her head go crazy she fucked her 19 year old step brother and shes a hoe anyways that one teacher Mr weaver eats dick mr miller is not funny he looks like mr incredible he should end something he has and he is ugly but a nigga i do like jaycob he chill but he be annoyin sometimes antonio pazary he chill he be splittin bread wit me so w ima list all the ws tyler barone anthony grippi gavin cleary dylan cleary valentino ms diaz kaiden smith dylan the short one myr james zachary

selden middle school means shit bag

by Selden MIddle School January 9, 2024

Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.

Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024

Point Clare public school

A crappy school full of rasicts and spoiled kids.

Guy1: I'm going to point clare public school
guy2 okay that school sucks

by Unkownanoymous January 10, 2024