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Your nuthatch is open 

Something you say to a guy with their flys down.
Amusing to time how long it takes them to work out what you're talking about. Perhaps you could keep score in a blank notebook.
Also good for people who like birdwatching as it links into the 'nuthatch' as a species.
Me : 'Your nuthatch is open by the way'
Him : 'What?'
*Looks around for birds of the nuthatch variety.. eventually lands on open flys. *
*Continues to look confused*
*Carries on being confused*
Me : 'Your flys are undone you fool!'
1: The person who gave birth to you and can be described as ugly, fat, dumb or gay.
2: An insult
1: your maw is so fat her belly has more ripples than the pacific ocean!
2: So is your maw!

your what?

phrase used when someone calls you gay/fag/homo/idiot/queer/bitch/slut/anything used negatively and you just reply with, your what?
1: you are gay.
2: your what?
1: gay ... dammit i mean...
your what? by apoc trapaholic September 30, 2009

your worse nightmare 

The worst possible situation or outcome.
Aka: your worst nightmare
BOI YOU FUX WIT ME ILL BE YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE.

your as cute as a speckled pup 

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !
Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

Your Ass Itches 

It means that you’re basically full of it and/or lying. When someone is saying some bs story as usual and you not it’s not true, you can reply “Calm Down Your Ass Itches.”
Jim- I posted up a video of me wheeling in the field with 3 feet of powder on the ground, and this girl commented “ya can’t ride”
I said to that bitch “ Your Ass Itches and that her and her man both can’t ride for dog dick in a black pussy