turtle

A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.

I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.

by D-Money August 6, 2003

Turtle Trap

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

by Tom September 26, 2004

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle

The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back.

I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.

by jackflackv May 8, 2008

french turtle

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.

"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."

by sexinavest November 12, 2006

shadow turtle

A turd that slides down into the toilet in such a way that you can just see its 'head' poking out.

I was trying to see the corn I ate last night, but it was a shadow turtle.

by d-lo-z December 12, 2007

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012