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Turkey

Another name for a thot who is desperate for attention
Bruh girls are some straight up turkeys
by Llm3_kb October 14, 2018
mugGet the Turkeymug.

squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
mugGet the squatting turkeymug.

Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
mugGet the Plucking the turkeymug.

mayor turkey

Title of the 110th Mayor of the City of New York.
Mayor Turkey has a rat problem in the brownstone he owns in Brooklyn.

Mayor Turkey just landed back at JFK from another Istanbul vacation.
by THC419 August 4, 2024
mugGet the mayor turkeymug.

Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
by zoostory May 16, 2011
mugGet the Tough Turkeysmug.

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina
I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.
by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017
mugGet the turkey gizzardmug.

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