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turd tat

A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.
John just came out of prison with huge turd tat
by SpooDog July 5, 2009
mugGet the turd tatmug.

The White Turds

The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.

In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"

"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
mugGet the The White Turdsmug.

Turd Ghost

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.
by DivineFarter May 31, 2011
mugGet the Turd Ghostmug.

ghost turd

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse
Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.
by Burns December 2, 2003
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Turd Basket

An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.
Bartender, may I please have a round of turd baskets for the guys?
by Ted Ferguson July 15, 2007
mugGet the Turd Basketmug.

Turd Furguson

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.
See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson
by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008
mugGet the Turd Furgusonmug.

turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
by Chris J June 18, 2004
mugGet the turd crimpmug.

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