turd tat

A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.

John just came out of prison with huge turd tat

by SpooDog July 5, 2009

Turd Ghost

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

by DivineFarter May 31, 2011

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

ghost turd

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

by Burns December 2, 2003

Turd Basket

An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.

Bartender, may I please have a round of turd baskets for the guys?

by Ted Ferguson July 15, 2007

Turd Furguson

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

by Chris J June 18, 2004