by timberjaw February 2, 2015
Get the ghost turdmug. When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010
Get the Zebra Turdsmug. The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
Get the The White Turdsmug. by Burns December 2, 2003
Get the ghost turdmug. An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.
by Ted Ferguson July 15, 2007
Get the Turd Basketmug. A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.
by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008
Get the Turd Furgusonmug. 1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
by Chris J June 18, 2004
Get the turd crimpmug.