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bog troll 

Hairy, Sweaty, Potato-headed men with infected piercings and bad tattoos, who are going bald and looks faintly necrotic. Bog Trolls such as these may hang around Loos in various *ahem* salubrious establishments, looking for blowjobs, 'candy' 'drugs' or both (he will supply the drugs, its the only way he can get his dick sucked). Will rant at 100-miles-an-hour about shit you dont care about like star wars.
bog trolls are also known as scarynic
bog troll by unfortunate July 14, 2008
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Internet Troll 

Someone who uses the internet as a means of stalking some one.
Missy closed her MySpace account because on an Internet Troll.

Forum Troll

An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?

Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.

2.
User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.

Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*

3.
User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...

Troll: TLDR too long, didn't read

OR

Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
Forum Troll by inthemood2jazz December 9, 2008

pussy troll

Simply put, a person that is always looking for pussy, or perhaps troll(ing) for pussy.
I found out after I was with the guy last night, that he was just on a pussy troll. It didn't bother me, however, as I was just looking to have my pussy worked over well anyway.
pussy troll by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Dictionary Troll 

A person who, either as an individual or collective group, targets online definitions belonging to alternative ideologies or world views. The result is an instantaneous dislike or down vote of at least 500 points.
Hey Martha, this conservative idiot has written about our sublime woke views negatively. Let's get everyone at work online and have a dictionary Troll session. Send the link to all of our followers and subscribers and we'll crush this traditionalist.
Dictionary Troll by doug1ness August 5, 2022

Philosophi-troll

1. a philosophi-troll is a person who interjects an opinion or any other irrational bias into a philosophical discussion. This includes, but is not limited to any of the following:
-Taking offense to any particular supporting point of the philosophical argument without taking into account its place in the structure of the argument
-contesting the argument on emotional grounds, or
-contesting semantics within any particular supporting point of the argument, especially if done so before hearing the conclusion of the thesis.

2. an internet troll who posts on philosophical discussion forums.
"Hey Vanessa. How was philosophy club?"
"You know. The normal. We had a good discussion going about free will vs determinism until this philosophi-troll started harping on about how the bible says God gave us free will."
Philosophi-troll by SidWreck January 10, 2010