jesus time

1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.

Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.

OR

Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--

by Solocidal January 30, 2008

fun time

sex

I had fun time with my sister

by MrBober May 16, 2021

Type of timing

When you're so horny that you need to thurst your 2 inches cock in that pussy.

Damn i need to bust.
You on that type of timing huh Daniel.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen April 13, 2023

Turtle Time

The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.

SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!

by Lola- SJ July 14, 2010

1337 time

The time of the day when all 1337 h4x0rz g4m3rs oughtta be online! 13.37 'o clock. Too bad for American ppl they work with AM and PM, so no 1337 time for them ^^ XD

I gotta go home now, it's almost 13.37! 1337 TIME!

by N00dl3s May 27, 2007

cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Shades of Time

The discoloration of the area around the ass-hole due to exessive anal sex and/or shitting. The people more prone to this phenomenon are porn stars and obese individuals. e.g. Jenna Jameson, Dom Deluise

The hot carl that pornstar gave the man after anal sex increased the size of the Shades of Time.

by bhead315 September 25, 2010