Paper Cut

A tree's last moment of revenge.

Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end

by ExplicitThinking December 7, 2017

cut your foot

to step in fresh cow hockey... eww. While on the farm, if one inadvertently steps in horse or cow shit, oops.

Careful when in the pasture, you don't want to cut your foot on the fresh cow manure.

by Imaten December 7, 2012

half cut tea

An equal mix of sweetened and unsweetened iced tea.

The term seems to be most commonly associated with people ordering at McDonald's. Unlike Wikipedia, I don't have a citation to prove that… you can Google it.

I'm feeling classy and like I could splurge a little… let's go to McDonald's and order Big Macs and half cut teas.

by Erik P H. June 27, 2019

Low Cut Ceasar

A haircut that many black males get. Deep waves are just tiny waves in their hair.

"Low cut ceasars witht the deep waves"

by Beyonce June 18, 2005

prime cut of beef

Superior, of highest quality, outstanding.

Syn. Top Notch, Super, Money

Yo, that new ride of yours is a prime cut of beef. (Street)

or

Chip, that new hedge fund you have invested in, is a prime cut of beef. (Rich, white guy)

by Zombie Gurl January 20, 2004

I cut you

I shall harm you with a bladed object, preferrably with a "switchblade" or a "butterfly knife".

Tony: Jim, you be a dumbass!
Jim: I cut you!

by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004

cut some cake

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.

Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.

by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010