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Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Glossy clam

Sex move Where a man busts a nut in a woman's vagina, pulls his penis out and immediately goes down on her glossy clam
"He busted inside me and immediately went down on my glossy clam, it was amazing!"
by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.
by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021
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Clam-o-gram

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
by Clam go January 4, 2021
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Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.
Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants
by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013
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Ram Her Clam

When a lady loves to get vaginally impaled by cock.
Sharon loves letting the 6’7 basketball team ram her clam!
by Abdul Ba December 2, 2020
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